Vidcabaf is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast hedgehog.

Vidcabaf created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidcabaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vidcabaf, he will turn you into a dog.

Vidcabaf's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vidcabaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.
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