Gardumlib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy toad.

Gardumlib created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gardumlib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gardumlib, she will turn you into a dog.

Gardumlib's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gardumlib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green cats, for they are unholy.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always pray immersed in water.