Citgilgedril is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful salamander.

Citgilgedril created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Citgilgedril, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Citgilgedril, it will destroy your home planet.

Citgilgedril's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Citgilgedril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.