Tonkpibpan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless bee.

Tonkpibpan created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkpibpan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tonkpibpan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonkpibpan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tonkpibpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not sing in public.