Sitdittig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, selfish faun.

Sitdittig created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sitdittig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sitdittig, he will turn you into a frog.

Sitdittig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sitdittig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Sitdittig loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.