Gedjandum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain cobra.

Gedjandum created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gedjandum, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gedjandum, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gedjandum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gedjandum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gedjandum on top of all buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never look at nebulae.