Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful elephant.

Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta boots.

2. Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not take Tipcenjignutt Basttarbarn's name in vain.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.