Dossbetveen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, deceitful rat.

Dossbetveen created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossbetveen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dossbetveen, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dossbetveen's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dossbetveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Dossbetveen.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Always pray immersed in water.