Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humorless dryad.

Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. Worship no other gods but Sterrullak Cubtalbeddon.