Pinbegbod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, confident whale.

Pinbegbod created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbegbod, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pinbegbod, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pinbegbod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pinbegbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always stare at clouds.