Loop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring capybara.

Loop created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Loop, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Loop, he will try to impress you with trees.

Loop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Loop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Loop loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Always help sick bats.

4. Never paint your back white.

5. Run away from red ducks, for they are unholy.