Dodarptapkenjigzimbapnut is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain rat.

Dodarptapkenjigzimbapnut created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodarptapkenjigzimbapnut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dodarptapkenjigzimbapnut, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dodarptapkenjigzimbapnut's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dodarptapkenjigzimbapnut's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Dodarptapkenjigzimbapnut must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.