Henmissaw is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, deceitful bee.

Henmissaw created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henmissaw, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Henmissaw, she will turn you into a puffin.

Henmissaw's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Henmissaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not take Henmissaw's name in vain.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.