Bepdongod Cepflamweg is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical skunk.

Bepdongod Cepflamweg created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdongod Cepflamweg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bepdongod Cepflamweg, he will turn you into a rock.

Bepdongod Cepflamweg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bepdongod Cepflamweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bepdongod Cepflamweg.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Bepdongod Cepflamweg on top of important buildings.