Vogarngid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish turtle.

Vogarngid created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogarngid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vogarngid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Vogarngid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vogarngid's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help foxes.

4. You must pray to Vogarngid eight times a day.

5. You must never eat peas.
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