Nanbetdin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, dishonest jellyfish.

Nanbetdin created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbetdin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nanbetdin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nanbetdin's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Nanbetdin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Fast once a month.