Gonpagsin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving hare.

Gonpagsin created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Gonpagsin, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gonpagsin, she will turn you into a mole.

Gonpagsin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gonpagsin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if three whales approach from the west.

5. Do not take Gonpagsin's name in vain.