Zenabgovnadcatsat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient manatee.

Zenabgovnadcatsat created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenabgovnadcatsat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zenabgovnadcatsat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zenabgovnadcatsat's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Zenabgovnadcatsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Zenabgovnadcatsat loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never look in ponds.