Konfuntaf is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, confident fairy.

Konfuntaf created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konfuntaf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Konfuntaf, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Konfuntaf's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Konfuntaf's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never wear pink rings.