Bensadgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent seal.

Bensadgup created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bensadgup, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bensadgup, he will laugh at you.

Bensadgup's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bensadgup's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the east.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.