Cibcarart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong human.

Cibcarart created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibcarart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cibcarart, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cibcarart's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cibcarart's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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