Podveenshav is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous crow.

Podveenshav created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Podveenshav, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Podveenshav, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Podveenshav's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Podveenshav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three sheep approach from the south.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always look after injured whales.