Xenbemyatt Ranlanranlag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil troll.

Xenbemyatt Ranlanranlag created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenbemyatt Ranlanranlag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xenbemyatt Ranlanranlag, she will throw large rocks at you.

Xenbemyatt Ranlanranlag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Xenbemyatt Ranlanranlag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Xenbemyatt Ranlanranlag's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not chop down trees.