Gepbegnurkiptargnil is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty swallow.

Gepbegnurkiptargnil created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbegnurkiptargnil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gepbegnurkiptargnil, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gepbegnurkiptargnil's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gepbegnurkiptargnil's Holy Commandments

1. Gepbegnurkiptargnil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never feed bread to eagles while wearing green ear rings.

5. Do not stand on grass.