Yogyargam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain penguin.

Yogyargam created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogyargam, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogyargam, he will make you grow a tail.

Yogyargam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Yogyargam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yogyargam first in all things.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never look in ponds.