Fossdimster is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless capybara.

Fossdimster created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossdimster, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fossdimster, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fossdimster's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fossdimster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fossdimster must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat oranges.