Tonksabboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, conceited owl.

Tonksabboss created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonksabboss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tonksabboss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tonksabboss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Tonksabboss' Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tonksabboss.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.