Vedsatfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent armadillo.

Vedsatfly created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedsatfly, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vedsatfly, he will turn you into a slug.

Vedsatfly's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vedsatfly's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never sing in the presence of nematodes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never jump in holy places.