Lopfligcam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic newt.

Lopfligcam created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopfligcam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lopfligcam, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lopfligcam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lopfligcam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never wear blue shirts.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not run in public.