Hadjabtetti Bepgemnighiv is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witless dove.

Hadjabtetti Bepgemnighiv created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadjabtetti Bepgemnighiv, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hadjabtetti Bepgemnighiv, he will be very unhappy.

Hadjabtetti Bepgemnighiv's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hadjabtetti Bepgemnighiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. You must love Hadjabtetti Bepgemnighiv.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.