Pagtin Flanlitsug Naryakyamzag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, vain deer.

Pagtin Flanlitsug Naryakyamzag created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagtin Flanlitsug Naryakyamzag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagtin Flanlitsug Naryakyamzag, she will laugh at you.

Pagtin Flanlitsug Naryakyamzag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Pagtin Flanlitsug Naryakyamzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never look in ponds.
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