Dagrenfud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered dolphin.

Dagrenfud created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Dagrenfud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagrenfud, it will turn you into a tree.

Dagrenfud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dagrenfud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dagrenfud.

2. Put Dagrenfud first in all things.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. You must love Dagrenfud.