Fubdissnel is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, all-knowing lizard.

Fubdissnel created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubdissnel, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fubdissnel, he will turn you into a rat.

Fubdissnel's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Fubdissnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. You must pray to Fubdissnel five times a day.