Omthunaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic walrus.

Omthunaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthunaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Omthunaf, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Omthunaf's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Omthunaf's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.