Mutrilflat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, vain duck.

Mutrilflat created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutrilflat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutrilflat, it will turn you into a mole.

Mutrilflat's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Mutrilflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. You must pray to Mutrilflat seven times a day.