Cabpadpom is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unselfish yak.

Cabpadpom created the Sun seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cabpadpom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cabpadpom, she will turn you into a snail.

Cabpadpom's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Cabpadpom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cabpadpom on top of all buildings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not make images of living things.