Libfutfosslogdutten is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered eagle.

Libfutfosslogdutten created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Libfutfosslogdutten, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Libfutfosslogdutten, he will turn you into a goat.

Libfutfosslogdutten's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Libfutfosslogdutten's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.