Dodcissab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, temperamental beaver.

Dodcissab created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodcissab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodcissab, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dodcissab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dodcissab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never wear pink shirts.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.