Didlibkan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, intelligent horse.

Didlibkan created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didlibkan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Didlibkan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Didlibkan's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Didlibkan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not take Didlibkan's name in vain.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always obey Didlibkan's priests.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.