Linmotcet is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered frog.
Linmotcet created life eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in Linmotcet, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Linmotcet, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Linmotcet's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Linmotcet's Holy Commandments
1. Never skip near snakes.
2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Linmotcet must be the most important thing in your life.