Cedquagham is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, compassionate hare.

Cedquagham created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedquagham, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cedquagham, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cedquagham's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cedquagham's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cedquagham.

2. Cedquagham loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.