Lenbagwab Lippakflis is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil eagle.

Lenbagwab Lippakflis created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Lenbagwab Lippakflis, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lenbagwab Lippakflis, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Lenbagwab Lippakflis' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Lenbagwab Lippakflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Lenbagwab Lippakflis.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.