Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless porpoise.
Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin, she will turn you into a tree.
Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin's Holy Commandments
1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not take Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin's name in vain.
3. Always help sick voles.
4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin on top of all buildings.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin.