Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless porpoise.

Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin, she will turn you into a tree.

Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not take Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin's name in vain.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin on top of all buildings.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wegtettidutbadcadzedditdin.