Funhogsid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet pigeon.

Funhogsid created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Funhogsid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Funhogsid, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Funhogsid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Funhogsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Funhogsid's name in vain.