Sagyokpark is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, intelligent wombat.

Sagyokpark created the Andromeda Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sagyokpark, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sagyokpark, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sagyokpark's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Sagyokpark's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Put Sagyokpark first in all things.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.