Cenquagcad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast dolphin.

Cenquagcad created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenquagcad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cenquagcad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cenquagcad's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cenquagcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Cenquagcad loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Cenquagcad's priests.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.