Safgarloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, deceitful ant.

Safgarloop created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safgarloop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safgarloop, she will be very unhappy.

Safgarloop's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Safgarloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not take Safgarloop's name in vain.