Rennaknangamfagtarp is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented jellyfish.

Rennaknangamfagtarp created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rennaknangamfagtarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rennaknangamfagtarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rennaknangamfagtarp's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Rennaknangamfagtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rennaknangamfagtarp first in all things.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink alcohol.