Sadlenzog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, almighty squid.

Sadlenzog created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sadlenzog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sadlenzog, it will torture you forever.

Sadlenzog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Sadlenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Sadlenzog on top of important buildings.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Never look at planets.