Fudwipmig is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic owl.

Fudwipmig created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudwipmig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fudwipmig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fudwipmig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fudwipmig's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fudwipmig on top of all buildings.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Do not take Fudwipmig's name in vain.

5. Never talk about aardvarks.